SamTalk

Sam: Mom! I have diet poop!
Mom: What?
Sam: I have diet poop! Look.
Mom: Oh, you mean diarrhea.

Guess that's sort of like diet poop. Sorry - I know it's gross - but it was too funny not to post!

Peter: Mmm. I want some Caribou tonight.
Kristin: Ooh, that does sound good.
Sam: (in a very serious voice) Guys, no. We are trying to buy a house.

I guess he had been listening to us when we decided after the holidays that we were going to take a break from spending money on going out to eat.

While watching the Grammy's with Sam:

Sam: Who's that?
Me: That's Jack Black.
Sam: Is he a singer too?
Me: Well, no. He does some singing, but he's an actor. That means he is in movies.
Sam: Yeah, he was in The Muppets.

Me: (after seeing our new house for the first time) Sam, did you like the house?
Sam: Yes!!
Me: Good! What did you like the best?
Sam: I loved the couches!

Too bad we don't get to keep those!